
As I load up my Ipod Touch with my Christmas mix (about 6GB of music), I am again reminded of the songs that need to be banned. This may be due to overplay, stupidity and just plain down ridiculousness. As a Christmas junkie, I have authority. Dare you disagree with me? : )
1. Christmas Shoes: yes. I'm heartless. I'm annoyed by the song and it gets played way too much. Give the kid some shoes and get it over with. How do we know this kid isn't lying to get a pair of free shoes because he is too cheap to buy them for his mom?
2. Last Christmas: If I hear another version of this song, I'm taking a hostage. Is this a love song or a Christmas song??? Anything George Michael sang should never be labeled Christmas.
3. Same Old Lang Syne: Trailer trash Christmas song. The last thing I think of with Christmas is hanging at a bar and running into your old girlfriend. How does this song make me feel festive?
4. Happy Christmas (War Is Over): John Lennon wrote Imagine therefore nullifying his right to celebrate Christmas. Plus...the song stinks.
5. All Bruce Springstein Christmas songs: Bruce Springstein has ruined Christmas for me. He had one hit in my opinion.
6. Wonderful Christmastime: Paul McCartney proves why the Beatles broke up. He can't write a decent Christmas song. Sounds like the Mr. Roboto Christmas album.
7. Do They Know It's Christmas?: In the same category as Lennon's classic. It goes from Christmas to Feed the World. Too many bad memories of Live Aid.
8. Blue Christmas: Elvis annoys me. If he sings like that to his girl, I'd understand why she left.
9. Santa Baby: summary- stupid.
10. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (Jackson 5): Had to ruin a good song with Michael Jackson.
11. The Gift: A song about a girl named Maria and a bird doesn't psych me into the Christmas spirit. It makes me crave Mexican food.
Labels: annoying, banned, christmas music, overplayed