OC NJ Moments of Greatness

• After my sister waited all week to buy a funnel cake, the night finally arrived. She bought it, turned around, took 2 steps, and a seagull attacked it and knocked it on the ground. Without a doubt one of the coolest and funniest things I have EVER seen
• My golf game left off where it was...really bad...but I love playing. I was on pace to par the 7th until I got to hot with my wedge which lobbed it over the green and somewhere in the woods.
• Nothing says authentic Italian than walking into a restaurant and seeing an Italian cook slouched in a booth wearing a sweat stained T-shirt.
• Nothing like dressing the same way as every member of your fam and walking on the beach while people stare at you like you're weird. What could be better? How about flesh eating sand flies?
• My nephew is pretty much like Maggie Simpson: doesn't say any words and falls every fourth step
• While standing in the hat store, a young boy walked in front of me to his dad and said, "Dad, what team is better than the Eagles?" Both me and his dad looked at him with a stunned look like he had sworn. We both said, "There is no team better than the Eagles." A great bonding moment with a fellow Eagle fan.
• Hoagies and cheesesteaks...enough said. Playing on the vacation spot of Philly...priceless.
• Did I mention my sister and the funnel cake???