5 Questions at the Beginning of Obamalot

A few thoughts after the last 8 years with the new president:

1. Will I be allowed to criticize, heckle, make fun of, disagree with our new president without fear of being called names?
2. Will Lord Barry keep staying to the center as he has been displaying, or will he finally cave to his liberal roots?
3. Will Oliver Stone or Michael Moore make a movie ridiculing him? Will they get away with it?
4. Will the church of Obama officially open? With the amount of worship and idolatry that has been displayed over this man, there needs to be a church building built.
5. Will Obama singlehandedly turn this country into France? Will he destroy capitalism and socialize health care? Will he pay for my mortgage? Will he bail ME out?