Chuck Norris...a tribute.

Since Chuck is coming to Liberty to speak at graduation, I thought I would share some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts to ready myself.

-There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
-What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot butt kicking in real-time.