Ergun Caner's Axioms of Dating

He gave these last night and got a HUGE reaction from everyone. Score!

AXIOM NUMBER ONE:
For every absolutely hot Christian girl, there is an equally UNHOT girl who is her best friend. She is bitter, hateful, and known as the GATEKEEPER. No matter what you do...she will always hate you.

AXIOM NUMBER TWO:
For every absolutely hot Christian boy, there is an equally UNHOT guy who his best friend. He is lazy and funny and known as the BRO. No matter what you do...he will hit on you.