Mistake: Watching What Not To Wear

I have gotten caught up in What Not To Wear on TLC. Talk about a show that makes you feel like a slob! They make fashion look so easy. I already know what they would ridicule about me:

• I dress like I'm still 16
• I wear too many soccer jerseys and sport's apparel
• I have a dangerous passion for black T-shirts
• I have 2 pairs of shoes
• I have clothes I haven't worn in years